Episode 1- Frog is Wrong, Act 2 (Part 1)

(Loud witch cackling)

(Loud witch cackling continues)

(Finger snap)

(Sound of glass breaking)

Eve: That’s better. Let’s begin.

Eve: Today’s date, yes…

Eve: Applicant Name, Eloise.

(Sound of table shaking)

Eve: Occupation… Student…

Eve: Yes?

Eloise: Sorry I’m just…

Eloise: I’m in a MONSTER MCDONALD’S IN MONSTER LAND.

Eve: Ah, yes, of course.

Eve: WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF MONSTERS!

Eve: A MAGICAL REALM WHERE EACH CHILD’S FOOD BOX IS ACCOMPANIED BY ONE OF FOUR COLLECTIBLE TOYS. 

Eve: WHERE THE CHILDREN ARE GIVEN A STRUCTURE IN THE RESTAURANT TO CONFINE AND CONSTRICT THEM, LIMITING THEM TO THEIR PLASTIC PRISON, MIRED IN PITS OF MULTICOLORED ORBS!

Eloise: Uh, ma’am?

Eve: Look, I’m not the one being interviewed here.

Eve: And I’m exceedingly busy so if you could state your case we can move on here.

Eloise: My name is Eloise and my LIFE is the supernatural! Ever since I was a kid!

Eloise: I may be new to this world but I’ve done everything to learn all about it! I’m a specialist in all manners of Supernatural Phenomena! cryptozoology, crypto currency, aliens, poltergeists, voodoo, voodoo economics, reaganomics, you name it!

Eloise: But h-hey, what I know, that’s nothing anything compared to what I COULD know! What YOU know! I swear to you, ma’am, you couldn’t find a more diligent student!

Eve: You’ll be accompanying me on dangerous expeditions and jobs, dealing with all manner of occult and the macabre.

Eloise: I can handle that! I am…

Eloise: …Exceedingly cool under pressure!

Eve: You’ll be leaving your home on Earth behind.
Eloise: I thought you were naming cons!

Eve: HA!

Eve: Alright, Ms. Human.

Eve: I’m willing to give you…

Eve: An audition.

Eloise: Yes!

Eloise: You won’t regret this, Miss! I’m eager to prove myself!

Eve: Yes, yes. You’re very motivated.

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