Eve: I do love a good closer! This calls for a Bloody Mary!
Eve: Bloody Mary!
Eve: B L O O D Y M A R Y
(Tink)
Eve: You may know monsters, Eloise, but I know People. My business relies on my Looks and Charisma.
I need an assistant who can keep up with that and know whatever creature we’re working with.
(Heavy space breathing)
Eve: Ah, thank you, garçon.
Eve: Is it too much?
Eve: Well, I don’t know how much you humans eat to live and if you don’t know how much to water a plant, you simply water the hell out of it.
Eloise: No, no, no. It’s, it’s just…
Eloise: It’s just… This is hamburgers! I wanted, I don’t know! Monster food!
Eloise: Bugs and Worms!
Eloise: Organs!
Eloise: BLOOD.
Eve: You know what?
Eve: YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
Eve: These humdrum hamburgers!
Eve: These manicured potato carvings!
Eve: These saccharine carbonated beverages!
Eve: This is what I’m talking about! This is how far we’ve fallen! Monsters used to be creatures of the depths! Invaders and marauders! The scourge of mankind! We’ve lost what made us terrifying! The average monster runs a car wash with his boring wife when he should be leading an army of the undead!
Eve: This! This is why I need a human! Only a human can truly appreciate the horror and intrigue of The Monster! The romantic terror! This is why I need You, Eloise.
Eve: To make horror…
Eve: … Haute.
Eloise: I’ll do it!
Eve: Great!
Eve: Hmmmm, but we need Just the job. Challenging, fair, a test of the mind, of the soul’s very conviction…
Eve: I’ve got just the–
(Heavy space breathing)
Haute Horreur 
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