Episode 1- Frog is Wrong (Act 3, Part 6) NEW!!!

(EXT. The Poison Dartini)

(Neon buzzing)

(DING DONG)

(Calamitous banging)

(Wooden slat slams open)

Stanza: Just a moment!

(More shuffling, frantic yelling.)

(Door slides open inelegantly with a wooden groan.)

Stanza: Hey there, Mon Chum.

Stanza: Lemonaaaaaaaaaaade?

Eve: YES THANK YOU I’M PARCHED.

(Slow trickling, splashing)

Eve: WOW THANKS.

Stanza: Heh, no problemo. You’re a little early, huh? Couldn’t wait to…

Stanza: Seal the Eel?

Eve:

Eve: DID YOU JUST SAY SEAL THE EEL?

Eel: NO NO PLEASE EXPLAIN I’D LOVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE.

Stanza: Look, I didn’t– I would never– I love eels! Some of my best friends are eelsss…uhhhh I gotta go grab the peppers!

Eloise: Peppers, please.

Stanza: Sure thing, here ya go!

Eve: THANKS WELL WE’RE OFF TO DO RESTAURANT CRIMES.

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